mk2 na cosworth is it worth it ?

[Nick Mexi-cos]

Ban for what ? Answering back a few jumped up prima doners , lol .
As i've said for 6 years = I've not got a trailer or a race car , I'VE GOT A NORMAL COMFY STREET CAR .
All the trailer queens with stripped out cars can all meet up and play on tracks if they like but i like road cars better so that's what i built .
For some reason or another they seem too like comparing theirs too mine so when they come onto the street or drag strip then that's where i'll be . If they still can't keep up there (even with half the car missing) then that's their problem not mine . Understand yet ?

There not comparing there cars to yours , you are saying there slow and have no power there for yours is quicker and just because its quicker down the qtr you think it will be quicker on track to , your confusing yourself . And please dont Ban gaz he's a top bloke if ya meet him face to face just loves all the banter

[mk1gaz]

It's a bit like this :

1= Track superstar turns up in his 4x4 with trailer and an impressive looking Escort weighing **** all and with slicks fitted .
2= He get's dressed up into his romper suit , booties and carbon helmet .
3= He warms up his million pub bhp engine .
4= Gaz turns up in a Tee shirt after a 2.5 hour drive (no gay trailer) eating a pasty .
5= Gaz jumps out kicks his little 175mm wide street tyres .
6= Gaz and track super star line up at the lights .
7= Track superstar does masssssssive burn out too warm his slicks and Gaz just trundles upto the line on cold rubber .
8= Lights go green and Gaz fooooks off into the distance adjusting the temperature in the cabin with his loverly warm heater .
9= Track superstar comes over and says WTF , i'm not used too going fast in straight lines as i'm a brilliant driver in a brilliant car that goes around corners very very fast !!!!
10= Gaz passes the hankies and tells him too get a decent engine next time .

The End . FPMSL

One more time and let's hope this time they get the message . I even keep a box of tissues on the back shelf now ready for their sobbing , sniffling and excuses = "Boo Hoo , i go fast around corners though , Boo Hoo , it's not fair" !!!

HA HA , Un-foooooookin-luckly is what i say .

[mk1gaz]

Gaz it's only you I can hear comparing your car to everything else out there, everyone else seems to be using theirs. Or trying to get usefull advice, which is what this thread was originally about..

I gave him advise (read the thread) and he starting banging on about trackday races . Then his groupies started so i just put them straight with a few facts .

[Nick Mexi-cos]

One more time and let's hope this time they get the message . I even keep a box of tissues on the back shelf now ready for their sobbing , sniffling and excuses = "Boo Hoo , i go fast around corners though , Boo Hoo , it's not fair" !!!

HA HA , Un-foooooookin-luckly is what i say .

You go round corners fast in tesco's car park Gaz it just aint the same , if you say you drive as fast on the road , get it on track there's no lampost or brickwalls and also houses to hit , but we know you wont because YES YOUR SCARED hehehehehehehe END OFF NOW USE THAT TISSUE TO WHIP YA BACKSIDE LOL WHO LOVE YA BABY

[Nick Mexi-cos]

I've got a normal "comfy" road car not a lightweight track racer (mind you none of those have ever kept up in a race yet) lol .
Anyway the only difference between an 8v engine and a 16v engine is over 7500rpm . Simple .

Think your find you started them all off Gaz again i just added coal to the fire

[mk1gaz]

I'll save some tissues for you then Nick !!!! Ha Ha .

[Nick Mexi-cos]

Nice one Gaz knew you was good for something fella but can i wipe my own arse this time , dont want ya get friscy again like ya did in the Van at Pod pmsl

[mk1gaz]

Foooook me your arse crack is like the Grand Canyon so i'll need a foooookin parachute for that !!!!

[Nick Mexi-cos]

Well at least i dont need a boomerang to put me belt on in the morning Lardy

[g0ldymk2]

for those that look back on more than 12 seconds of excitement,the national day has places for non members £195 for 8 sessions including entrance for two,see you there

[mk1gaz]

You'll need 15secs of excitment too reach the end so you'll get your moneys worth alright . Only £20 allday , see you there track boy .

[Mikethepanel]

This is funny!

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2.1 ATMO YB POWER .
Tick tock goes the clock and the clock don't lie .
12.8sec to 109mph With NO turbo , NO trailer , NO slicks , NO gas ,NO CORNERS, NO race fuel and NO bits missing . Beat that !!!!
lovin this thread

[mk1gaz]

He probably has a zetec (on a trailer) .

[1488ID]

Knew this would happen...