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  • #16
    First to see will buy

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    • #17
      Carefull Lady owner - Never Raced or Rallied

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      • #18
        A time warp car
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        Back with a MK1

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        • #19
          Totally rust free shell

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          • #20
            Originally posted by merlinr1 View Post
            First to see will buy
            or 'first to see wont buy' as in the add for the rs2 on the trailer above
            what i need is a high horse like the others have !

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            • #21
              Never been welded...... so hows it held together then?

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              • #22
                rs 2000
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by grum View Post
                  ............... those were the days
                  Gra you are a BELLEND
                  Nub still looks good in Black and white
                  Difficult roads often lead to beautiful places

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by grum View Post
                    ............... those were the days
                    Still makes me chuckle. Very convincing.
                    Autumn Has Arrived by Kevin Frost, on Flickr

                    CHES'S UNDERSTUDY...........

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                    • #25
                      genuine replica!!!

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                      • #26
                        Relisted due to time waster

                        Translates to either my mate bid it up and no one out bid him or the winning bidder came and realised it was so rotten he needed a shovel and brush to take it away
                        Cheers

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                        • #27
                          Evocation car .... Wtf
                          Interesting to see the red rs 1800 for sale in grum scrapbook
                          "hakuna matata"

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                          • #28
                            "Doctor owner "= traces of shite all over the steering wheel !!!
                            sigpic 2.1 ATMO YB POWER .
                            Tick tock goes the clock and the clock don't lie .
                            12.4sec to 109mph With NO turbo , NO gay trailer , NO slicks , NO gas , NO race fuel and NO bits missing . Beat that !!!!

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                            • #29
                              Came as a part-ex for a Porsche
                              Sold as "Tried Driven and Approved" (so don't come back)
                              Good little runner (only downhill)
                              Not the usual rust box (just a really bad rust box)
                              Mechanic owned car (he could not be bothered fixing his own car after working on others all day)
                              I'm selling it for my sister (she's not got the nerve to sell it herself)
                              A rare car (not usually as bad as this)
                              Always starts first time (does not stop very well though)
                              Haven't spent anything on it in years (that's why it's a shed)

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                              • #30
                                sadly the car has long since been scrapped and the log book is all that remains...

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