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Originally posted by grum View Post............... those were the days
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"Doctor owner "= traces of shite all over the steering wheel !!!sigpic 2.1 ATMO YB POWER .
Tick tock goes the clock and the clock don't lie .
12.4sec to 109mph With NO turbo , NO gay trailer , NO slicks , NO gas , NO race fuel and NO bits missing . Beat that !!!!
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Came as a part-ex for a Porsche
Sold as "Tried Driven and Approved" (so don't come back)
Good little runner (only downhill)
Not the usual rust box (just a really bad rust box)
Mechanic owned car (he could not be bothered fixing his own car after working on others all day)
I'm selling it for my sister (she's not got the nerve to sell it herself)
A rare car (not usually as bad as this)
Always starts first time (does not stop very well though)
Haven't spent anything on it in years (that's why it's a shed)
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