Looking for Some Track Cars for an Event in 2012 must be Ford pre 1980 RWD N/A 4 POT

[sharks]

[quote=mk1gaz;594084]Don't be scared mr sharks , it's only an acceleration test and i'm sure you won't come last (the zetecs will , lol) . You might even enjoy yourself making some noise and there's plenty of room for your gay trailer . [/quour always ote]

Sorry Gaz your proberly a really nice fella and i understand that driving up a straight road is your bag.

But im gona decline because i can only just about put up with on here if i met you in person i would proberly shove that trumpet that your always blowing straight up you arse

Thanks anyway Darrell

[mk1gaz]

lol , i doubt that very much so you would have more chance of winning a drag race .

[mk1gaz]

What about all these from the track lapping list ? Are they comming racing at the classic Ford show or hiding on their trailers ?


1. Sambo____________mk1 escort 2.3 yb
3. Bunman___________mk2 escort 1.3 bdh or even 1800xflow
4. Andy pipe________mk1 escort 1800 xflow
5. Nick mexi-cos____mk2 rs2000 ( unsure of engine at moment )
6. Loudboy__________mk2 escort 2.0 yb
7. 2slow____________mk2 rs2000 2.2 pinto
8. Boxxer___________mk2 escort more door 2.1 yb
9. Jamie gough______mk2 escort 2.4 ht pinto
10.Lloyd____________mk1 Cortina 2.3 Duratec
11.CossyMax_________Sunbeam 2.0 S2000
12.Fridgeman________mk1 escort 2.6 Millington ( sure your up for it )
13.Denzil___________mk2 Escort ? ( i know your be up for it fella )
14.Matt Downer______mk2 Escort 2.0 Duratec
15.Icky_____________mk2 escort 2.0 duratec
16.Adrian Hall______mk2 escort zakspeed Cosworth YB
17.Dazzle___________mk2 RS2000 Pinto
18.Trig_____________mk1 Escort ?
19. darron__________mk2 Escort Pinto
20. XE Escort_______mk2 Escort 2.0 XE
21. Tony Paxman____MK2 Escort warrior
22. Frank__________mk2 escort 2.1 pinto
23. Niel NTS_______mk1 Escort ?
24. Paul Alexander__mk2 escort S2000
25, Ralph_________mk1 escort YB n/a


After the timed acceleration event and the timed track lapping event we'll do a top speed run on an airfield . This will then give us a good idea of the fastest all round motor in the UK .

[sharks]

Stop going on like a 12 year old lol

bring your car to lydden and then you can prove how good you are

You like straight roads

I like corners

Lydden has both so its a fair race simples

[mk1gaz]

As you've already bottled it from the acceleration testing (too slow , lol) i was wondering if you will be comming to the top speed testing event or are you scared of that as well ? It's all well and good you giving it the big one with your gp4 rally shopper and hiding on the track event only but it don't look good in public ?

[sharks]

As you've already bottled it from the acceleration testing (too slow , lol) i was wondering if you will be comming to the top speed testing event or are you scared of that as well ? It's all well and good you giving it the big one with your gr4 rally shopper and hiding on the track event only but it don't look good in public ?

question to anyone Is it me or has this bloke got something wrong with his brain ?

or is it im having an argument with a 12 year old that has blagged himself onto this BB pretending to be an adult

[mk1gaz]

So to re-cap :
I was challenged to a timed lap of a track by the high performance trailer queens and i accepted as kicking their arses in public would be quite funny .
I've challenged them to a timed acceleration event and top speed event so that it's a complete comparison and so far they've all bottled it .
Very strange .

[mk1gaz]

question to anyone Is it me or has this bloke got something wrong with his brain ?

or is it im having an argument with a 12 year old that has blagged himself onto this BB pretending to be an adult

Put up or shut up is the moto . So make your mind up now or STFU .

[mk1gaz]

So there's 3x events in total :

1= timed lap of a track
2= timed acceleration up a drag strip
3= top speed on an airstrip

You do all three performance related events or stay at home . Simple as that so no more sobbing please .
We'll get points for each event and the one with the most points wins as they will have the best performance package . I'll drive there and back to each event but you lot can use your trailers if you like .

Rules :
Classic Fords only .
No spaceframes .
Street legal cars only so no slicks or lights missing etc etc .
N/A 4 cylinder engines only so no power adders (turbos , superchargers , nitrous) . The power adder brigade can have their own event/class .

[maru_uk]

So there's 3x events in total :

1= timed lap of a track
2= timed acceleration up a drag strip
3= top speed on an airstrip

You do all three performance related events or stay at home . Simple as that so no more sobbing please .
We'll get points for each event and the one with the most points wins as they will have the best performance package . I'll drive there and back to each event but you lot can use your trailers if you like .

Rules :
Classic Fords only .
No spaceframes .
Street legal cars only so no slicks or lights missing etc etc .
N/A 4 cylinder engines only so no power adders (turbos , superchargers , nitrous) . The power adder brigade can have their own event/class .

How about a run over Epynt and then a run through Hafren too? Then maybe you'd eat your words.............

[mk1gaz]

Look , there's 3x events that all cars can do easily so what's the problem ?

[windy]

2 & 3 require no skill & I'd be yawning all the way.

As for trailer queens I'd rather get there burning diesel at 35mpg than driving at 15mpg thank you very much.

I am considerably poorer than yawwww!

Is the venue decided yet?

[mk1gaz]

There's fooook all skill to track racing either so you should excell at all three events then . Hope your trailer lasts the pace though , lol .

[Bunman]

Some one help me out here I seem to have a mental block and I'm trying to finish my crossword, the clue is:-

Usually found at the end of a bell .............. Gaz any idea?

[maru_uk]

Some one help me out here I seem to have a mental block and I'm trying to finish my crossword, the clue is:-

Usually found at the end of a bell .............. Gaz any idea?

C O C K maybe? or if 3 letters it would be END