Poll: make knats chuff official measurement

[Mikethepanel]

I think its about time "knats chuff" became an official measurement!
What do you think?

[graham John]

bring on the Giraffe's

cheeRS

[Andyc]

And smidgen

[oggie snr]

would that be the same as a
Midgies dick

[graham John]

and that poor old fecker, Random, the one everyone fires at............is he belonging to Gnats whisker ?


cheeRS

[Mikethepanel]

would that be the same as a
Midgies dick

I think that ones the metric measurement lol

[wetandwindy2]

and not forgetting a boh hair

[Andyc]

and not forgetting a boh hair

Whats that then Jockeneeze

[John Hall]

A Jiffy

Is an actual unit measurement of time, which is generally 1/100ths of a second.

But in different enginnering principles a Jiffy has different lenghs in time.

In electronics, a Jiffy is the time between alternating current power cycles (1/60 or 1/50 of a second).

In computing, a Jiffy is the duration of one tick of the system clock on your computer (this has different time lengths, depending on the processor speed of the computer).

In physics, a Jiffy is the time light takes to travel 1 centimeter which is 33.3564 x 10 to the power −12 of a second or 0.0000000000333564 of a second.

[SHIFTY]

lol some good uns

and not forgetting a boh hair

haha,

[Dave1800BDA]

I think its about time "knats chuff" became an official measurement!
What do you think?

i heard "the chesney pecker" could be used in the same context

[grum]

but just remember the oldest one tho peeps, when some one says "how longs a piece of string?" you can smugly turn round to them and say "twice the distance from the middle to the end" ............... normally the look on their face as they are working it out, then realizing you're right is a good'un

[alancdavis]

Dog Wotsits

[Mikethepanel]

Also "thats f#cked!" it might not be a measurement but it is regarded as a technical term in the bodyshop in which i work

[grum]

the all time number one ............ "thingy'majigg"