lakes + wifes = ?????????

[Dermot]

I'm "between wives"

[grum]

...........and here's another one, "Don't like these roads, I'm feeling sick" she says. Mines been in my car 3 times in the last 3 years. Always threatening to sell it when I'm not looking, and the kids want to push it over the nearest cliff!

Do you fancy the lakes dear?............................"Well ummm, I'm going , I'm staying, I'm going , I'm staying, I'm going , I'm staying, I'm going , I'm staying, I'm going , I'm staying, I'm going , I'm staying, I'm going , I'm staying, I'm going , I'm staying," ...................on and on and on........

two things to do

1 auction off the kids on Ebay
2 start devorce proceedings

oh and a third
3 enjoy the lakes tour in peace and quiet

[graham John]

we could all take our socks with holes, ripped jaeans etc etc and leave them with the wives at heaves for the weekend to repair

cheeRS

[RS2000EXPRESS]

Is there any medication for this kind of serious condition?..........maybe something herbal, something calming?

[RS2000EXPRESS]

two things to do

1 auction off the kids on Ebay
2 start devorce proceedings

oh and a third
3 enjoy the lakes tour in peace and quiet

we could all take our socks with holes, ripped jaeans etc etc and leave them with the wives at heaves for the weekend to repair

cheeRS

Nice ideas guys worth a think over, some could be expensive and some could be life threatening!

[Dave1800BDA]

my missus loves my car, the cheeky moo even takes it out for a spin with her sister 'for a laugh'

will you be staying at home then Lee, let sean sp drive

[Nipper]

Michelle drinks more than me

Yep, we know Martin

( I takin a pic of the car mate, honest )

[martin c]

The missus will be there but we've booked a Holiday cottage for the week, will have the day to day car with us, The missus will go off shopping on the Saturday and a M8 is doing the tour with us the same as last year.

And yes she has been out in the mex

[Frosticles]

helen would like to come but I keep on telling her it's a crap weekend

[Tim]

pmsl......... ally has just punched me

thats a nice focus

[Chesney]

The wife informed me tonite she wants to go in with rodders as my old tub is tooooo slow

[Frosticles]

The wife informed me tonite she wants to go in with rodders as my old tub is tooooo slow

Hope his anti-dive is fitted.

[Chesney]

Hope his anti-dive is fitted.

reckon his anti dive is welded on and un-moveable

[Frosticles]

reckon his anti dive is welded on and un-moveable

agree with that

[oggie snr]

i have to agree, leave the wife at home for the lakes, i try it every year but everytime i look in the mirror she's about two feet from my bumper shaking her rolling pin and flashing her cibies, plus she is alads drinking partner

cibies some one say cibies SEE BETTER BE FLASHING SOMETHING OTHER THAN CIBIES at the tour i told her to lock that black and decker away from you taffr me lad