101 ways to kill an apprentice.........

[Frosticles]

Suggestions please, The more horrible the better. As I want to kill mine (Banishit knows all about this)

[Banishit]

rip his head off and **** down his neck, thats what I would do

[anddon]

sounds like he isn't top of your christmas list

[Banishit]

I really dont think he is at the moment maybe another day or two things might change eh Kev :boom:

[Chesney]

wot's he done kev? u can't keep us all in suspense like this!!!

[Frosticles]

It all has to do with a certain package for young Brian and some valuables!!!!

[Dave1800BDA]

Kev, I see you got him holding the appropiate board (ref hosting pic),
thats what you get for trusting a bit of Lego to do your work!! pull his legs OFF.
cheers Dave.

[Banishit]

Kev had kindly said he would lend me his super prized screen banner that you lot are looking for and a bit for me too ! for me to get scanned and remade, he sent el apprentice scrote to the Post office with instructions to post it special delivery/ recorded, but no said scrote has decided to post it 1st/2nd class and kept the money, and today post has been and gone and still no bits thats from Tuesday and everthing else I have had posted to me has arrived

fingers crossed, devine inspiration needed, come on pray everyone

[lee bishop]

give him a big job, completely beyond his capability, then leave him to f*** it up, then get all the bosses involved to give a damned good beating, to within an inch of his life

[robsrs2000]

a baseball bat sounds goooood

[arron]

Feed him warfarin secretly for a fortnight in his tea then cut off one of his ears and watch him beed to death. You could always give him a mirror so he can watch and learn from his mistake as well I suppose.

[Frosticles]

Made him clean the bog today. 3 dead legs, countless unnecessary errands. Threats of death, Cancelled Xmas bonus if that sunstrip doesn't arrive in Brian's safe hands by Monday. I knew if I let that sunstrip out of my sight something would happen to it!!!!!!

[raybs]

Kev,

That sunstrip has been sitting in a box in my attic for over 12 years .... I give it you you ... and within the week you have .... well .... misplaced it !!!

My 3 year daughter is more responsible than that apprentice.

I hope it turns up.

Ian

[lee bishop]

so do i........

[Chrisbo]

I'd get the postage money back off the little shit first of all. Cheeky Wee B@stard.

Chris.