101 ways to kill an apprentice.........

[RS2000CUSTOM]

If AndyG is reading this post :-

Dont worry I still have your mint new one at home !

Not letting it out of my sight and especially not letting a trainee post it anywhere - lol lol lol

[Mr Hoarder]

I've got a really sharp "Keetona" guillotine for cutting steel sheet, perhaps we should introduce his fingers to that ?

[Frosticles]

Still not arrived........................................... ...............

[GAZ W]

Still not arrived........................................... ...............

Oh shit...even im getting worried now

think a few of these are in order for your apprentice kev

[Chesney]

Kev - i take it the apprentice will soon be seking further employment??

[Frosticles]

Certainly will be if I have it my way. He still seems to think he hasn't done anything wrong........................... GIT

[Frosticles]

Have been talking to a customer who came to our shop today who says he has one on an old screen at home...........Going to be knackered though.

[Chesney]

Minimum of 2 dead legs per day until the holy grail is recovered and that's getting off lightly!

[Frosticles]

[Chesney]

I'll have a word with Jules Spence, i know he's got a brand new one and i'll persuade him to let us borrow it, he owes me a favour or two.

[Frosticles]

Owes me as well........................... See what you can do.

[Mex 1t]

kev this usually works for me get a nice 3m piece of 1 1/2" steel tube or 25mm conduit put some overalls on the usually spotty like tw@t then shove tube threw overall arms then tie wrap at wrists works best if you drop him off home like this but just a far enough walk so as his m8's all laugh at him , if u are evil tie his legs up and may even torture him whilst tied up he he :colors: he will never go to the shop again tho :cherry:

[MikeS]

kev this usually works for me get a nice 3m piece of 1 1/2" steel tube or 25mm conduit put some overalls on the usually spotty like tw@t then shove tube threw overall arms then tie wrap at wrists works best if you drop him off home like this but just a far enough walk so as his m8's all laugh at him , if u are evil tie his legs up and may even torture him whilst tied up he he :colors: he will never go to the shop again tho :cherry:

Pah, they never get that far with you, every apprentice I've known you have has given up through being worn out trying to keep up with your massive work rate me old china

[RS2000&MEXICO]

here mike thats some BIG icon you got there

[MikeS]

Ooooh hell, I'd forgotten all about that bugger ! Was testing it out for the friend of mine that's running that event.

I'll shift it.

Sorted !