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  • poem anyone !

    ive decided to bring a bit of class to this site ! lol

    poem about me RS

    i found you on ebay and all i had was your picture ! you looked in bad shape but i knew i could fix ya
    so i sent a trailer to bring you home and sat in me garage and waited alone
    day dreaming of me driving you down the street everyone staring its gonna be so sweet !
    whats that i hear youve finally arrived i jump in the air and run down me drive
    your mine now and at last we meet your noscone is peeping from under the sheet

    right then i say lets get you in me garage ! the look on the wifes face like its the end of our marriage
    dont stress luv and stop acting so peeved and help me push i think the brakes are seized !
    she sticks in her head and says it smells musty theres bits missing everywhere and the whole thing is rusty
    but dont worry lads i aint listnin i said just do me a brew and get back to ya kitchen !!
    its been five months now and the money ive been spendin ! she says if i dont stop its a de vorce a pendin !
    but i dont care if she ends our marriage as long as ive got my RS in me garage .

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    FANTASTIC!!!!!!
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    • #3
      nice one , and soooooo true

      my_car_in_the_vBGarage

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      • #4
        he thinks he's a poet
        and now we knows it

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        • #5
          Well done dude top stuff.
          Ex-Chairman of 'The Clique'

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          • #6
            brilliant!love the nosecone bit!!!
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            • #7
              Good one

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              • #8
                very good that

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                • #9
                  class, my arse
                  johnylock, you rock
                  MK2 member 091, RSOC member 2675, RS18 No 001, HRE7724 /50

                  My Car in the VbGarage and in My Album

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                  • #10
                    class my arse !!!

                    your right dave ! im full of sh t !! lol

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                    • #11
                      made me smile, and how true those words are

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                      • #12
                        vinny

                        glad it cheered you up vin ! hope your feeling better pal ? remember dunkirk spirit onwards and upwards

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by johnylock View Post
                          glad it cheered you up vin ! hope your feeling better pal ? remember dunkirk spirit onwards and upwards
                          still in pain, though couldnt stop laughing at my 7 yr old trying to put my socks on for me

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                          • #14
                            mint rocks !!

                            i hope them mint rocks were fresh out of the dryer vinny ? poor kid

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                            • #15
                              Quality ! I think we all agree........ very true
                              Roll on the Tour 2011

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