poem anyone !

[RS2000&MEXICO]

thats good john...

[npikey]

[Martin]

Great poem John

[grum]

cue Topaz

[oldskooljoe]

cue Topaz

[wozzy]

nice one

[wiggyrs]

True words there

[pockets]

excellent well done!

[16 sport]

excellent m8 and i know where your coming from with the wife

[johnylock]

wife

the dreaded wife hey ! they are cryptonite ! to your RS resto lol , every time a parcel arrives from ebay !! she looks at me funny and i say whats up it was only a fiver !!! had her with that old chesnut a few times till she found my hidden cheque books with the prices wrote on the stubbs it was a fair cop ! and i took it like a man thing is lads i dont like being told what to do ! but these people prepare our food ! so we better comply from time to time .

[rwdrs]

the dreaded wife hey ! they are cryptonite ! to your RS resto lol , every time a parcel arrives from ebay !! she looks at me funny and i say whats up it was only a fiver !!! had her with that old chesnut a few times till she found my hidden cheque books with the prices wrote on the stubbs it was a fair cop ! and i took it like a man thing is lads i dont like being told what to do ! but these people prepare our food ! so we better comply from time to time .

mine doesn't prepare my food!

does comment on the fact that lots of stuff comes for me tho

[marky4]

quality

[johnylock]

dont prepare your food !!!!!!

i spoke to a bloke the other night who tells me is mrs wont cook , do his washing or clean up ? i thought to me self ? whats the world coming to so i asked then why do you keep her arround ? he just looked vacant .

[Fiona]

ive decided to bring a bit of class to this site ! lol

poem about me RS

i found you on ebay and all i had was your picture ! you looked in bad shape but i knew i could fix ya
so i sent a trailer to bring you home and sat in me garage and waited alone
day dreaming of me driving you down the street everyone staring its gonna be so sweet !
whats that i hear youve finally arrived i jump in the air and run down me drive
your mine now and at last we meet your noscone is peeping from under the sheet

right then i say lets get you in me garage ! the look on the wifes face like its the end of our marriage
dont stress luv and stop acting so peeved and help me push i think the brakes are seized !
she sticks in her head and says it smells musty theres bits missing everywhere and the whole thing is rusty
but dont worry lads i aint listnin i said just do me a brew and get back to ya kitchen !!
its been five months now and the money ive been spendin ! she says if i dont stop its a de vorce a pendin !
but i dont care if she ends our marriage as long as ive got my RS in me garage .

That is pure class !! Magic !

[RStu]

Ha ha ha, enjoyed that,