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Hefty is the new slim!
Bald is the new bushy!
Cheese is the new no cheese guarenteed!
Muddy is defo the new shineeeey! (Copyright Grum 07)
Red Escorts are now Capris, thanks midlands Plod!
48's are the new bike carbs !
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i showed off with 3 others in my mk2 1300 pop, long story short, hit a flyover, car on its roof.
road closed, 5 cop cars, 2 bikes 1 ambulance and 1 fire engine later the copper says " 10,000 people drive under this flyover every day, you're the first prick to hit it "
all within 2 weeks of being a full licence holder at 17!!
scratches are still on the flyover, i drive past it everyday on my way home
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Put the diff tag between the diff and the casing, didn,t realise till i did all the bolts up why there was a gap, on the phone to Burtons, new gasket etc etc, when i was about 20 in my blue on blue Mk1 RS2000 showing off in front of others, pulled out from behind a lorry, continued chatting to the bird, didn,t see the oncoming car...... front panel, slam panel, wings, lights, kenlowe fan and rad, oh and new number plate, not very clever,
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Originally posted by ian parker View PostPut the diff tag between the diff and the casing, didn,t realise till i did all the bolts up why there was a gap, on the phone to Burtons, new gasket etc etc, when i was about 20 in my blue on blue Mk1 RS2000 showing off in front of others, pulled out from behind a lorry, continued chatting to the bird, didn,t see the oncoming car...... front panel, slam panel, wings, lights, kenlowe fan and rad, oh and new number plate, not very clever,
lol..ian...didn't think you was going to let that one out the bag....sigpiccheeRS paul
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Originally posted by ian parker View Postoh well, everyone else has, so i shouldn,t be any different its a kind of automotive, "it,ll be alright on the night"
lol..what about the gearbox thing.....
when you tried to put the gearbox in the back axle......fpmsl...
only joking m8.....sigpiccheeRS paul
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Racing Hally in my cossie he is was in his dads mondeo took roundabout to quick smashed of every thing then in to a car coming up the slip road. 2 ambulances,1 paramedic,2 cop cars, and 1 helicopter,they all turned up for a look.Oh and slip road coming of a1 closed. Never mind shit happens (to me especially)
Sideways Always
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Nearly lost an eye when taking steering wheel off my pop+ many years ago ,took the nut off completly and was pulling at the wheel with a screwdriver in my hand ,when it suddenly released and the screwdiver hit me 1/2 inch below my eye.
More recently changing over an ash tray holder ,fitted to switch panel fitted panel ,centre consul etc then went to put ashtray in holder to find the holder was upside down.
On the driving front ,had a MK4 cortina that i replaced wings , door and had resprayed drove it for 4 weeks till one saturday on my way to play football decided i would try a bit of drifting ,over cooked it and ended up spinning accross the road into 12 inch square oak gate posts ,one written off Tina. Got towed in to ford dealer and tow truck dropped me off at football to play the second half which pleased the misses no end when i finally got home car less ,our only form of transport at the time and we lived 20 mile from both our workplaces.
Happy days notCheeRS Neil
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Dunno if the guy still comes on here,cannot remember his name!but he gave me the freight of my life,custom will remember him!
About 3 years ago my cousin was selling his mk2,he asked me to pop over he had a guy coming on sunday morning to veiw it from doncaster.
anyway he turned up,the 3 of us started kicking mk2 tyres!
The guy started to tell us about his job,which to be honest a I didnt have a clue wot he was on about.one thing led to an other and me been me started to take the **** a bit ,he said he wrote a coloum in womens own etc,so wot is you do I asked him?He was only one of them meduim guys! and to be honest I thought wot a load of bollox .
Anyway the guy lite a fag up and he stood in the garage looking in the corner nodding,He lookt at me ,your granda william had a very bad pit accident,he lost a knee cap,told me about his garden,my marriage etc,everything he said was bang on! honest I shit myself.
Nice bloke thou and if you still do come on here,wheres my lottery numbers,lolsigpic
Too old of a to be F**ked by kittens
RS MK2 CLUB NO/10
RSOC NO/22171
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Originally posted by paul spence View PostDunno if the guy still comes on here,cannot remember his name!but he gave me the freight of my life,custom will remember him!
He was only one of them meduim guys!
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i changed the clock pod on my old rs2 to one with the correct colour needle.so i set off down barnet high road,when smoke started billowing out of the dash,and smoking out the street,i pulled up outside my mates garage and popped the bonnet and pulled off the battery leads.i had of course put the wires back on the wrong way so while repairing the melted wires i noticed how rusty the bottom part of the screen was on the inside,so sold the car on quicklywhat i need is a high horse like the others have !
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