Given the somewhat delicate nature of your condition and being sympathetic to how badly sore and distended your anus must be at this time, I took the liberty of placing a rush order for jumbo bog roll on your behalf :
![](http://www.invicta-papercraft.co.uk/RS2000/images/bishop1.jpg)
As you can see from the happy expressions on the mill managers faces, this was a major contract for the company concerned.....
![](http://www.invicta-papercraft.co.uk/RS2000/images/bishop2.jpg)
The rolls are now on their way to Portsmouth mate, hope you have a clamp truck handy to unload them !
![](http://www.invicta-papercraft.co.uk/RS2000/images/bishop1.jpg)
As you can see from the happy expressions on the mill managers faces, this was a major contract for the company concerned.....
![](http://www.invicta-papercraft.co.uk/RS2000/images/bishop2.jpg)
The rolls are now on their way to Portsmouth mate, hope you have a clamp truck handy to unload them !
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