Given the somewhat delicate nature of your condition and being sympathetic to how badly sore and distended your anus must be at this time, I took the liberty of placing a rush order for jumbo bog roll on your behalf :

As you can see from the happy expressions on the mill managers faces, this was a major contract for the company concerned.....

The rolls are now on their way to Portsmouth mate, hope you have a clamp truck handy to unload them !

As you can see from the happy expressions on the mill managers faces, this was a major contract for the company concerned.....

The rolls are now on their way to Portsmouth mate, hope you have a clamp truck handy to unload them !
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