Life is Crap OFFICIAL

[Banishit]

this is what happened in the last 2 days SOB story

Got a phone call at work 7:45 from the wife, the shower wont turn off, water just keeps on coming, then while she blocked the gushing water out the shower door broke, totally knackered now.

£179 for a shower
£300 for a shower door in a weeks time

then her Focus rear tyre looked not right, so took the car down to find the Goodyear Eagles had split on the inside edge for about a foot ( luck no one was hurt) so 2 new rear tyres

£108 each

I went in a new pothole the road builders left lying about and it egged so new tyre needed on the BMW, but went to the BMW place I bought it from and said they/me hadnt noticed it when purchased, told them and they got the 2 front replaced, while replacing these the fella said your rear has a slow puncture so they fixed that

So now I daren't put my hand on my C*** incase I break that too

Rant over

So I think its about time to get rid of the RS
























NOT

[Mr Hoarder]

You sound tyred and emotional about the whole situation Bri

I've also had a shite week (literally).

I booked a few days off, so I could get on with the blue Escort, on Monday I felt a bit off colour, so I went home from the workshop early (after having done nothing to the Escort) Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday I had regular visits from the Brad Pitts, and only today (friday) have I started to feel any better. I feel like giving up on the Escort now, as every time I try to get onto it something else comes up - like my Golf needing MOT work, or my Brothers Galaxy needing a new engine or, or, or

[rs2000_gb]

Go out and make a start on that wiring Bri.....Dare yer. Every downside has an up mate
1/ take a bath, much more relaxing
2/Well spotted on the focus could have been dangerous, like you say.
3/ got 2 new tyres for nothing and still you moan
4/ Keep clear of the old boy, just in case

[rs2000_gb]

http://www.samaritans.org.uk/

[Aaron P.]

when one thing starts going wrong, it just all seems to happen at once.....ive been off colour for the last few weeks but each day is different but when its coming outta your poacket the days get longer & harder........keep the chin up

[graham John]

cheer up

"life is one long illness, the only cure being death"

Spike Milligan

[grum]

always look on the bright side of life

cor blimee peeps - is this a private wake or can anyone join in ???????
best you all go crack open some beer and put Monty Python's "Life of Brian" on and wait patiently for the end song !!!!!!!

[Banishit]

oh no anyone can join the wake

[Banishit]

things have not got any better today, I must have done something bad somewhere

the Big TV in the lounge blew this evening, so new 32" needed, this is after the missus phoning me at work at telling me we have ran out of heating oil

WHAT ****ING NEXT

[Frosticles]

Sounds like you're not having fun Brian, Get stuck into the car to ease your frustrations (Or give you more)!!! Else you'll lose the 2 strands of hair you have left.......

[Dermot]

I taxed the new Focus ST today. €961!!!!

[ian parker]

Brian, it sounds like you should shut the front door behind you and not return,lol. Make sure you lock the garage door or someone might nick the RS !! lol

[Craig m]

I taxed the new Focus ST today. €961!!!!

Why so much

[Aaron P.]

cause our goverment are ROBBISNG BASTARDS, for classic cars we have to pay full road tax up til the car is 30 yrs plus then its €50..... so for a mexico id have to pay €380 or there abouts for a car thats out 4 times a yr....thats why i dont pay it.....but if im caught they can take the car from me & leave me on the side of the road until i pay back tax and there are plenty of people like me as well

[ian parker]

that sounds abit harsh Aaron ?, nearly £400 for tax, have they worked out then that theres more 25-30yr old classics then any other age group ? bloody ell.