what to buy the missus for christmas ????? ;-)

[Mex 1t]

well not sure what to buy her as she wants for nowt ????? any idea's ????

what you buying yours ??????? may help me decide

was thinking that a lovely set of 7" minilights would look good under the tree for me thou :lol: :lol:

[Banishit]

Mine was an easy one to get stuff for she just wants more clothes to go with the 3 million she has now

[paul spence]

One of the lads called into the local sex shop on the
way to work and bought his girlfriend a vibrator selection box,
just lookt like a kids selection box,pmsl :lol: only £20 ricksta :lol:

[RS2000CUSTOM]

a vibrator selection box

And I bet there is a soft centred one that nobody wants to suck on

[paul spence]

:rofl:

[davie gee]

xmas

wish i thought about that 9 months ago shes due anyday now!!!!!!!

[paul mex]

Heard a knock on the door the other night, little guy with a framed Ariel photo of our house :???: sez there only £40 and do i want one :-) DO I!! no messing about shopping for knickers this year :lol: and if you look hard you can even see me old mex on the drive :lol: she will love it ,and loads of brownie points for me :grin:
will remember the selection box for next year thou,cheers paul

[RS2000CUSTOM]

a vibrator selection box

Was there one with nuts covered in chocolate ? :crazyeyes:

[Dingy]

Aint got a missus lol.....so Beer for me

[Banishit]

Aint got a missus lol.....so Beer for me

Lucky B******* ge one and kids and then try getting beer tokens :roll:

[topaz]

hey paul, we had the aerial photo people round wanting £40 too. I said i didnt want it and he tried the hard sell - I got it for a fiver

[Mex 1t]

send him round sounds like a good en to me £40 sounds good if it keeps here queit , may even stretch to the selection box as well , it will give her somethin to show her m8's :lol: :shocked!: will just down to the sex shop :lol:

[paul mex]

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b@@dy hell topaz u must be a good haggler m8.i got him down to £30 :roll: i must have looked to keen :lol:
Ricky you cant buy her both, cos you,ll spoil her :razz:

[arron]

For some brownie points, try here :

https://www.supriseyourwoman.com

[Chris]

The cheapest method of acquiring an aerial photo of the house when they come round with all the hard sell is: Ask the geezer to see the pic and leave him on the doorstep while you pop back in to show it to the missus..... in which time u shoot upstairs & run a copy off on the scanner. Then give said picture back & promptly tell the salesman she doesn't want it :lol:

Rickster - buy Jane a torch then she can use it to search for your wallet :multi: