Irish

[arron]

I realise this should be in the jokes section but I thought it was really funny and wanted everyone to have a read.....

Hope I haven't offended any of our Irish friends on here


Bloke goes in shop and asks for Irish Sausages".

The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?"

If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was
Jewish?

Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican ?

Would ya, ay? Would Ya?"

The assistant says, "Well no".

And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was
American?
What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"

Well, I probably wouldn't,"

With self-indignation, the man says, "So why did you ask me if I'm Irish
just because I asked for Irish Sausages?"

The Assistant replies, "Because you're at Homebase."

[Banishit]

LOL

[GAZ W]

FPMSL

[pushrod]

I never knew Homebase sold sausages.
Top find Arron
Going to get myself some tomorrow.

[Frosticles]

even my wife liked that one.......

[arron]

I never knew Homebase sold sausages.
Top find Arron
Going to get myself some tomorrow.

LOL, now there's a sense of humour !

[Aaron P.]

arron

im well INSULTED by your joke & yes im very OFFENDED.......if this was america id have ya for slander.....hehehehehehehehehehehe.......thats a porker of a joke......

[oggie snr]

does anybody know how to sink an Irish submarine knock on the door and you WILL FIND OUT

[ian parker]

I know this isn,t the right place, but it did make me laugh. English, Irish and Scotsman, sitting in a bar in Spain, Scotsman turns round and says, the bar back home is much better, every four drinks you buy, he gives you the fifth free, the Englishman says thats nothing, back home, every two you buy the third comes free, the Irishman turns round and says that nothing, back home in Murpheys, as soon as you walk in, you get the first, second and third free, he then takes you upstairs and guarentees you a good time, the Englishman says, has this actually happened to you ?, No says the irishman, but apparantly it happens reguarly to my sister !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!