Show us ya Missus.

[Frosticles]

As above. Bored tonight so I thought about this......
Here's mine for starters (I'm ****ed as always though

[RS2000CUSTOM]

Maybe a "Rate my misses" in the Mens Room ! - lol lol lol

[paul spence]

which one?

[Banishit]

Here she is and the kids

[Frosticles]

Link doesn't work Brian

[Banishit]

does now

[graceloc]

Heres the missus and Gerard jnr.

[martin c]

Here's one of the good lady on hols this year

[RSBOREHAM]

On our hols in Barcelona.

[Dingy]

[RS2000CUSTOM]

Dingy - Didnt know you was seeing Mrs Palm and her 5 lovely daughters !

[RS2000CUSTOM]

All sing along now !

The Winker's Song (misprint)
By Ivor Biggun
The Winker's Album (1978)
Transcribed from disc by Martin Rundkvist

************************************************** *********

My mother said that I never should
play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk I could never understand,
and that's why I fell in love with my right hand.

And that's why
(Chorus)
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed,
and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.

And that's why
(Repeat Chorus)

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.

I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain.
I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.
I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,
an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat.

And that's why
(Repeat Chorus)

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is getting shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.

[bigjohnie]

frosty now thats my kind of woman any lass that can sup a pint of the black stuff wow! heaven

[Frosticles]

Oh she likes the Guinness. Also likes Vodka, All wines, Lager, Basically, anything with alcohol!!!!!!! Bless her.

[lee bishop]

yes but kev..........she's ignoring you!!! i reckon you must have been recalling the time you came off a roundabout in the wet, third gear and a touch of gas..... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ