FAO "the Colonial minion"

[Groupcracer]

the first one is our captains ex.....and a slapper....

hes kicked her to the kerb already.


at least warnies nailing some english tottie to uphold the honour.

Louie every one wathces they just wont admit it to a whingeing pom who'll start singing some crap song in response.
barmy army my arse

[Groupcracer]

& you have a tiny todger.

well played

[LOUIE]

the first one is our captains ex.....and a slapper....

hes kicked her to the kerb already.


at least warnies nailing some english tottie to uphold the honour.

Louie every one wathces they just wont admit it to a whingeing pom who'll start singing some crap song in response.
barmy army my arse

I'm a football and rugby league man so I couldn't even tell you a song let alone sing it

[esqrt]

I cant get any joy watching the cricket so im taking my Dad to see Liverpool play at the MCG tomorrow night.Might get a win there!

[LOUIE]

I cant get any joy watching the cricket so im taking my Dad to see Liverpool play at the MCG tomorrow night.Might get a win there!

Fingers crossed, sold my ticket on as I'm back to work a day earlier than planned

[Frosticles]

Ok. Stop spamming my Aussie bashing thread with crappy football. Proper game is cricket.

[Groupcracer]

Bloody liverpool theres pmmy bstards everywhere in the city......louie I bet you could sing youll never wlak lone or some such bollocks......

all you need to know is aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi......once you can learn that citizenship is yours..

repeat after me......we've bailed england out of two world wars....all poms are ......

anyway back to the cricket....

[Frosticles]

Lol.

[l j shaw]

Lucky for us we had Canadians in the first and polish in the second, to cover the Aussie short fall lol ,

[Groupcracer]

yep you were lucky we've only got a finfite amount of cannon fodder and we lost a fair chunk of that at gallipoli fromelle etc in WW1....

still we gave you a fair few tailgunngers and pilots for the battle of britain.

NOW back to the cricket......

[Frosticles]

Looking forward to your 3rd Spanking then?

[l j shaw]

Think they need to call Big Merv and Warnie back into the line up, ....I'm not sure the next test will be that easy

[Frosticles]

Think they need to call Big Merv and Warnie back into the line up, ....I'm not sure the next test will be that easy

Used to love watching Merv Hughes steaming ing to bowl. That man is a legend in his own right.

[Duratec John]

An Huddersfield lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?"

"Yes" she said, "A fella’s just dragged me into a bush and had his way wi’ mee."

"Can you describe the man?” Asked the Sergeant

"Yes, he wa’ wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two rate big pads from his feet up to and ower his knees, one on each leg".

"Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman", said the Sergeant.

"Eye, I reckon", said the lady, "He were likely an Australian Cricketer".

"That's very observant", said the Sergeant, "You worked that out from his accent?"

"No", she replied. "I worked it out ‘cause he weren't in for very long".

[John Savage]

lo like that john