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    There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The
    toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.

    A new employee is hired at the factory and starts at 0800. The
    next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The
    Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant
    about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and
    the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind
    schedule.


    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so
    the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

    When they get there the line is so backed up that there are
    Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really
    beginning to pile up.

    At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by
    mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a

    huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a
    little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to
    carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.


    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several
    minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the
    woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight
    face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
    yesterday"......




    "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".

  • #2
    not bad....but not as good as daves
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    • #3
      Originally posted by GAZ W
      not bad....but not as good as daves
      Thanx Gaz - glad to hear you appreciate my crap jokes
      cheeRS

      DAVE

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      • #4
        your jokes are the best dave


        (i bet that comment doesnt get changed)...lol
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        • #5
          jokes

          OK point taken Dave wins. :bigcry:

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          • #6
            Re: jokes

            Originally posted by CHOPPERRS
            OK point taken Dave wins. :bigcry:
            Because your so honest

            Two blondes rented a boat and went fishing. After finding a good location, the first blond told the second one to mark the spot so when they came back they will be able to find it again. On the way home, the first one asked, "How did you mark that spot?" The reply was, "I put an X on the bottom of the boat." To that, the first blond said, "You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat next time?"
            cheeRS

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            • #7
              poor dave poor
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              • #8
                Not good Dave it reminds of the 2 blondes that walked into a building u would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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                • #9
                  or the magic tractor that went up the road and turned into a field.

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                  • #10
                    get your index fingers

                    insert at each end of your mouth and stretch

                    now say

                    2 elephants went to the top of a hill and parted



                    Gets me everytime - lol lol lol
                    cheeRS

                    DAVE

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                    • #11
                      Thats good mate but what about the gay cowboy that rode into town and shot up the sheriff.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Trickster
                        Thats good mate but what about the gay cowboy that rode into town and shot up the sheriff.
                        Gaz - He's talking about you again
                        cheeRS

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                        • #13
                          Trickster

                          leave the jokes to dave , his are bad but yours are terrible :cyclops:
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by GAZ W
                            Trickster

                            leave the jokes to dave , his are bad but yours are terrible :cyclops:
                            The gay cowboy one makes me laugh every time mate

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