Old escorts you have to love them
Decide to take the old girl out for a blast and give her a treat with some fresh super unleaded
the return trip
blasting along happily passing the usual weekend snails who seem to be in reverse listening to the radio when it cuts out
think it must have blown the fuse somehow so continue on my merry way thinking must get some 5amp glass fuses just in case i need them ,Then start to feel steering pulling to the right
it is very windy so think its just that but no slowly getting worse so pull in and car cuts out also
feckin puncture , into the boot retrieve the spare ,jack ,wheel key and proceed to change wheel which luckily was still usable,after changing the wheel clear up and go to start the car and zilch nada nothing
so open the bonnet and after some searching, swearing, burnt fingers ,finally find that the alternator plug has came out and therefore the car has been running on the battery alone and ran it flat more swearing ensued ,placed the plug back where it belonged and tried the old fecker but no go really losing the plot now

then decide to try and bump start it as on a slight hill down to a junction ,fingers crossed pushed her off and after the second attempt it fired parked it in the garage and removed the battery to charge it and the next time its out i am going to beat the living daylights out of it
i will show it who is the boss ,as long as it doesnt break down again 

cheers Wullie 

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