funny little story

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>Mr. Cadbury
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>Mr. Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey..
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>It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street; he
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>was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at
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>a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a
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>Wine Gum.
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>He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the
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>hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he
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>said. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked
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>in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
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>turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
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>It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her
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>Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker.
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>Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree
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>wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she
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>let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He
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>was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
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>It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of
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>Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars
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>Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he
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>decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her
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>Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a
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>Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbert and gave her a
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>Gob Stopper.
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>Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his
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>wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had
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>caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with
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>All Sorts.