joke

[GAZ W]

Two men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes garage and saw the new models. I Saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year Is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer£900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

[Blower]

teacher says to class

right then children , we have a new pupil starting next week with us
but she has an unusual name , so ill tell you the name and ask you all in the morning what it is . the 1 who gets it right will get to pick an item from the tuckshop , her name is franny

little jonny thinks right this ones mine ...

so , on the way home from school hes thinking ... fanny with an r , fanny with an r ...

when hes eating his tea hes thinking ... fanny with an r , fanny with an r ...

in the bath hes thinking ... fanny with an r , fanny with an r

at bed time hes mumbling it in his head

the next day the teacher asks who remembers the new girls name

jonnys hand is the 1st up , and he says ...




CRUNT

[GAZ W]

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