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"I may not be good, but man am I slow"
"We offer three things, high quality, low prices and fast service, you may have any two of the above."
"Why is it that your mechanics broke off two easy outs, and a cobalt drill bit inside this #10 screw in a $60,000 helicopter blade and you bring it too my shop and tell me 'don't screw it up'?"
"The cost and difficulty of repair is directly proportional to how long you worked on it before I got it."
"Lefty lucy, righty tighty. You would think after the third bolt snapped you would have thought about that for a minute."
"I cut it off three times and it is still too short......"
"The threads are gone, run a tap through there and put new threads in OK......."
"Just weld this back on, you guarantee that it will not break again right?"
"Guaranteed for the rest of it's useful life."
"Guaranteed that if it breaks in half you get too keep both pieces."
"Our shop motto, beat it too fit, paint it too match."
"Why are shop teachers always missing a finger?"
"We offer three things, high quality, low prices and fast service, you may have any two of the above."
"Why is it that your mechanics broke off two easy outs, and a cobalt drill bit inside this #10 screw in a $60,000 helicopter blade and you bring it too my shop and tell me 'don't screw it up'?"
"The cost and difficulty of repair is directly proportional to how long you worked on it before I got it."
"Lefty lucy, righty tighty. You would think after the third bolt snapped you would have thought about that for a minute."
"I cut it off three times and it is still too short......"
"The threads are gone, run a tap through there and put new threads in OK......."
"Just weld this back on, you guarantee that it will not break again right?"
"Guaranteed for the rest of it's useful life."
"Guaranteed that if it breaks in half you get too keep both pieces."
"Our shop motto, beat it too fit, paint it too match."
"Why are shop teachers always missing a finger?"
