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[Frosticles]

What were Kerry & Myself thinking..............

[morcheen]

that fat one has put a dent on the top of that wing

[fast eddie]

****sssst.....................do you think we can fit 6 in a mk1?

[Tim]

am gay really........

[LOUIE]

yeah really, with this finger im sucking

[taffr]

when's kev gonna pay for his works team badges

[LOUIE]

What were Kerry & Myself thinking..............

i dont think putting, andyc, kev curtis, grum and gaz w in them outfits willwork as well at the lakes either, but oggie seemed sure about it

[sharks]

I know what then birds are thinking

****off you fat perverts

[LOUIE]

I know what then birds are thinking

****off you fat perverts

no there thinking, i thought we were the only escorts

[sharks]

Frosty was thinking

the homo in me will be the homo in you in a minute kerry

[LOUIE]

and the snail trail just wipes off???

[RUDDY]

" Good job I put my curly toupe' on eh Kerry "

[Sharpy_G]

"hmmmmmmmmm guess it's true, Escorts just look so much better in white"

[Mr Hoarder]

What were Kerry & Myself thinking..............

Kerry is thinking : I wish the smelly tramp next to me would bugger off.

Kev is thinking : I'm going to go and smash my **** in the toilet door anytime soon

[Frosticles]

Kev is thinking : I'm going to go and smash my **** in the toilet door anytime soon

Quote of the show was that