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  • News flash - wild cat on lose in hampshire

    Police are on the look out for a wild Cheetah that escaped from a zoo today -

    They have warned not to approach the animal after a recent hunting attack went badly wrong for the cat, 4, from Marwell

    The owner of the car transporter, a local yoke'l scrap dealer, of no fixed address, said .........

    "it came out of no where, i was fairly shitting me pants, so i was"

    "its the biggest pussy ive seen in these parts for ages and ive seen some before, so i have"

    The owner of the car, the cat attacked, was unavailable for comment, but his partner, Shane, said ............

    "i told him not to overdo the stripes on the bonnet, but does he listen to me, nah, does he listen to anyone....................... does he f*** !!!!!!"


  • #2
    got some tall trees there at the zoo, was lee expecting the driver to reverse up the m27 at 90mph???

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    • #3
      **** off

      I thought it was going on forewords, didn't want it to flip up

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      • #4
        :d:d:d





        My cars in the VbGarage

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        • #5
          get some big wings on it while its at the doctor's

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          • #6
            Originally posted by taffr View Post
            get some big wings on it while its at the doctor's
            Did cross my mind tbh !!!!!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by taffr View Post
              get some big wings on it while its at the doctor's


              Mark....

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              • #8
                Oooooh sexy time !!!!!

                If my flight gets cancelled and I get a FULL refund, I'll use the ticket money for big wings!

                Can't say fairer than that lol

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