could this be true...............too good for the joke section

[graham John]

Story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was
standing in the queue at the checkout. A woman behind me asked if
I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot
Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in botharms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works
is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified,she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.

I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my ballsand a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??





oh well, beats the crap weather at the moment

cheeRS

[roths]

fantastic!!

[mk11jon]

Brilliant!!!!

[youngpecker]

Awesome...Will have to remember that one for tonight!.

[stevepmex]

First read this yesterday afternoon and I'm still laughing when I think of it again