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  • FAO Deb's and Taffr, the expectant parents............

    as it will be a new experience, i thought the following advice may help


    PREGNANCY Q & A & more!

    Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
    A: No, 35 children is enough.

    Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
    A: With any luck, right after he finishes university.

    Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
    A: Childbirth.

    Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
    A: So what's your question?

    Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
    A: Yes, in the same way that a cyclone might be called an air current.

    Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
    A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

    Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
    A: Not unless the word 'child support payment' means anything to you.

    Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
    A: Yes, pregnancy.

    Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?
    A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly

    Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
    A: When the kids are in university.
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    hee hee
    Difficult roads often lead to beautiful places

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    • #3
      very good ......
      PAUL

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      • #4
        a like it

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        • #5
          Congrats to you both





          My cars in the VbGarage

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          • #6
            some answers for Debs on Oestrogen

            some answers for Debs



            10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'OESTROGEN ISSUES'

            1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
            2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.
            3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
            4. Taffr is is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
            5. You 're using your mobile phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: 'How's my driving-call 0800-'.
            6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
            7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from 'outer space.'
            9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy..
            10. The Nurofen Plus box is empty and you bought it yesterday..


            cheeRS
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            • #7
              and finally......................................

              TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
              10. Cats' facial expressions.
              9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
              8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
              7. Fat clothes.
              6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
              5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
              4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
              3. Eyelash curlers.
              2.. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

              AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

              1. OTHER WOMEN


              cheeRS
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              • #8
                pmsl, yep she has all them

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                • #9
                  aye they are all very true, as am on child number four
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