Johnny, There are a few Caravans parked up near here at the mo, You could come and join them and have a Holiday in Sherwood Forest Pub across the road from me does a mean Xmas dinner
johnny,why dont you wrap your C O C K in christmas wrapping paper in the morning and give her a BIG surprise,tell her that see must open it with her mouth!!!! see will love it!!!!! that way,you both get a nice cheap present......
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