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    The witch job that pays £50,000


    Wookey Hole is currently witchless

    A job centre is advertising a "witch" vacancy with tourist site Wookey Hole, in Somerset, for £50,000 a year. The witch, who has to live in the site's caves, is expected to teach witchcraft and magic.
    Wookey Hole staff say the role is straightforward: live in the cave, be a witch and do the things witches do.
    The advert for the post, placed in the local press as well as job centres, says applicants must be able to cackle and cannot be allergic to cats.
    The job has come up after the previous witch retired from the role.
    "We are witchless as the moment so need to get the role filled as soon as possible," said Daniel Medley from the tourist destination.
    'Key career move'
    "Wookey Hole wants the appointee to go about her everyday business as a hag, so that people passing through the caves can get a sense of what the place was like in the Dark Ages.
    "This was when an old woman lived in the caves with some goats and a dog, causing a variety of social ills, including crop failures and disease."
    The £50,000-a-year salary is pro rata, and based on work done as needed, largely in the summer holidays, but also at Halloween and at Christmas.

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    was down there last week
    Ex-Chairman of 'The Clique'

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    • #3
      did think of andy C for the Job, however the ad says you cannot be allergic to cats



      we all know the mess Taffr's cats made on him


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      • #4
        Originally posted by Chesney View Post
        was down there last week
        your'e one sick man

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Chesney View Post
          was down there last week
          Did you get the job

          CheeRS
          Martin


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          • #6
            I'm shocked they are advertising it......I was certain my ex wife had already got it, reckoned it would fit in alongside her other job as a teacher!
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            if it breaks it wasn't strong enough
            rebuild it and try again !

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