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Here's my handy tips for first time campers at the Classic Ford show weekend 
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1= Pitch your tent on high ground to save waking up in a lake !!!!!!!!
2= Bring wet weather shoes/boots as well as flip flops .
3= Bring sun cream or else you'll look like a you've been torched if the sun comes out (no shade anywhere)
4= Bring toilet paper unless you like wiping your arse on tea bags !!!!!
5= Bring a video camera and record the drag strip action as you'll be amazed at how fast the "clock amnessia" kicks in on certain websites !!!!!
6= If you're building a car bring lots of money and buy everything you need at this show cos it's much cheaper than in the shops .
7= Never pitch your tent next to the bumper cars as it full of **** head ****s shouting all night .
8= Avoiding pitching near chavs with sierra cosworths as they all end up fighting and reving their dump valves up at 5am
9= If racing on Sunday then sign on early as they stop entries after a certain number is reached .
10= Don't eat anything from chuck waggons unless you like shitting through the eye of a needle for a week !!!!! Bring your own food for foooooks sake people .
Please feel free to add anymore .
: 1= Pitch your tent on high ground to save waking up in a lake !!!!!!!!
2= Bring wet weather shoes/boots as well as flip flops .
3= Bring sun cream or else you'll look like a you've been torched if the sun comes out (no shade anywhere)
4= Bring toilet paper unless you like wiping your arse on tea bags !!!!!
5= Bring a video camera and record the drag strip action as you'll be amazed at how fast the "clock amnessia" kicks in on certain websites !!!!!
6= If you're building a car bring lots of money and buy everything you need at this show cos it's much cheaper than in the shops .
7= Never pitch your tent next to the bumper cars as it full of **** head ****s shouting all night .
8= Avoiding pitching near chavs with sierra cosworths as they all end up fighting and reving their dump valves up at 5am
9= If racing on Sunday then sign on early as they stop entries after a certain number is reached .
10= Don't eat anything from chuck waggons unless you like shitting through the eye of a needle for a week !!!!! Bring your own food for foooooks sake people .
Please feel free to add anymore .
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