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The owner of a gasoline station in Tattnall County, Georgia was trying
to increase his sales, so he put up a billboard showing "FREE SEX WITH
FILL-UP!"
Soon a local young man, Jim-Bob, filled his tank and then asked for his
free sex.
The owner told him "Pick a number from 1 to 10; if you pick the right
number, you will get your free sex." Jim picked the number 8, and the
gas station owner said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
A week later Jim-Bob, along with his buddy Billy-Bob, pulled into the
station. Jim-Bob filled his gas tank, and again asked for his free sex.
The station owner gave him the same story again, and asked him to guess a number. This time, Jim-Bob guessed 2. The station owner said, "Sorry, the correct number was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away from the gasoline station, Jim-Bob said to
Billy-Bob, "I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give
away free sex."
Billy-Bob replied, "No it ain't rigged Jim-Bob. My wife won twice last
to increase his sales, so he put up a billboard showing "FREE SEX WITH
FILL-UP!"
Soon a local young man, Jim-Bob, filled his tank and then asked for his
free sex.
The owner told him "Pick a number from 1 to 10; if you pick the right
number, you will get your free sex." Jim picked the number 8, and the
gas station owner said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
A week later Jim-Bob, along with his buddy Billy-Bob, pulled into the
station. Jim-Bob filled his gas tank, and again asked for his free sex.
The station owner gave him the same story again, and asked him to guess a number. This time, Jim-Bob guessed 2. The station owner said, "Sorry, the correct number was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away from the gasoline station, Jim-Bob said to
Billy-Bob, "I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give
away free sex."
Billy-Bob replied, "No it ain't rigged Jim-Bob. My wife won twice last
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