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    I WAS EMAILED TODAY!!!

    BRAND NEW ESCORT SHELLS MAY SOON BE AVAILABLE AGAIN SOON, A SURPISE DISCOVERY AT SARLOUIS , GERMANY, THE ORIGINAL JIGS AND BODY PRESS TOOLING HAS BEEN DISCOVERED AT THE PLANT IN SARLOUIS, SEEMINGLY LOST OR PRESUMED DESTROYED SINCE THE ESCORT MARK TWO LINE FINISHED IN 1980, THE CREDIT CRUNCH HAS REVEALED A REMARKABLE DISCOVERY.
    HIDDEN IN A STORAGE AREA ON THE PLANTS VAST SITE, THE ORIGINAL TOOLING AND BODY JIGS FOR THE FORD ESCORT MARK TWO HAVE BEEN FOUND, THE AREA WAS SCHEDULED FOR CLEARING AND DEMOLISHING, THE TOOLING WAS PUT OUT TO TENDER AND WE WERE SUCCESSFUL IN OBTAINING THESE RARE AND VALUABLE ITEMS.
    EARLY INDICATIONS THAT THE TOOLING HAS STOOD THE TEST OF TIME VERY WELL, HAVING BEEN STORED IN A WELL VENTILATED DRY ENVIROMENT, MOST IF NOT ALL OF THE ESSENTIAL DIES WERE GREASED WELL, "ITS AS IF SOMEBODY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE STORING FOR THE FUTURE" , LOOF LIRPA, A FORD EMPLOYEE SAID.
    WE ARE IN THE PROCESS OF FINDING APPROPRIATE ASSEMBLY BUILDINGS WHERE MASS PRODUCTION CAN START AGAIN, EARLY COSTINGS ARE GOOD AND A NEW IN SEALED PRIMER SHELL SHOULD BE AVAILABLE FOR AROUND £1500-2000, DEPENDING ON AMOUNT OF ORDERS WE RECIEVE, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING, WITH A WELL KNOWN GROUP 4 PREPARATION SPECIALIST, THE PROSPECT OF A GROUP 4 SHELL, LHD, TO BE AVAILABLE FOR £6000-8000, AGAIN THIS WILL DEPEND ON DEMAND.
    PLEASE EMAIL FOR FURTHER DETAILS

    brandnewescortshells@yahoo.co.uk

  • #2
    now thats to good to be true

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    • #3
      didn't take you long, 00:04am, thats only four minutes into April Fools day

      my_car_in_the_vBGarage

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      • #4
        pmsl like it
        Ex-Chairman of 'The Clique'

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        • #5
          A nasty April Fool's joke

          Was getting my hopes up then
          Cheers

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          • #6
            Originally posted by miles View Post

            LOOF LIRPA, A FORD EMPLOYEE SAID
            I think you will find his name is really

            Cilly Sunt
            cheeRS

            DAVE

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            • #7
              Originally posted by RS2000CUSTOM View Post
              I think you will find his name is really

              Cilly Sunt
              thought it was Alf hart.

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