Caption contest 1

[graham John]

six pizzas to Epynt Army range please, as soon as possible

cheeRS

[RStu]

"Hello, customer services"

[oldskooljoe]

Hello..Hello........who the **** is this

[Andyc]

is that the co "yes it is" do you know who this is "no" well fukc off then

[fast eddie]

[quote=graham John;365646]

hello, is that lee?, im calling about the rs for sale............................

[lee bishop]

is that a pack of 'MR SHEEN' wet wipes in his hand??

[graham John]

[quote=graham John;365646]

Is that you Taff ? i have found a telephone to match your car


cheeRS

[LOUIE]

what do you mean its not the right place for the carb????

[stephenh500]

[quote=graham John;365646]

Brace yourself andy,whilst you were out watching the rally,grum came round and wired up your alternator, .....sorry but the whole projects gone up in smoke

[taffr]

taff, dig that cell door "with light hole" out of the skip, i've found a buyer