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Fresh from her shower a woman stood in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, she fetch's a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," her husband replies.
At this she stops rubbing.
" Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
Instead of telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, she fetch's a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," her husband replies.
At this she stops rubbing.
" Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
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