JOKE

[paul spence]

A WOMAN IN HOSPITAL AFTER HAVING A FANNY TUCK OPERATION
SHE GETS THREE BOUQUETS,ONE FROM HER HUBBY,ONE FROM HER
SURGEON AND ONE FROM ERIC IN THE BURNS UNIT TO SAY THANX FOR
HIS NEW EARS!

[rsdc1]

here's another one then, sorry girls!

An intelligent woman, an intelligent man and Santa Claus are standing in a lift, there's a tenner on the floor, who picks it up?
The intelligent man, cos the other two don't exist

[GAZ W]

a couple of gooduns there

[Frosticles]

Groan...............

[Tara]

Headmaster rings up the school and gets hold of the secretary and says (its only me and i will not be in today as i feel a bit sick)secretary says (sorry to hear that how sick are you)headmaster says (well i'm in bed with my daughter at the moment) :bom: