New Job - If you had to find another job what would you do ?

[RS2000CUSTOM]

I quite fancy being a Bingo Caller

Anyone know the qualifications required ?

[Kevrs2000]

dyslexcia

[RS2000CUSTOM]

[Deepest Blue]

[RS2000CUSTOM]

You will need to have some or all of the following type of skills to carry out this job:

• be lively, outgoing and confident
• enjoy teamwork
• have clear pronunciation
• be confident using computers
• be a natural presenter, delivering polished, witty performances
• be able to engage very large audiences
• be observant, continuously scanning the room for winners
• remain calm under pressure
• have a clear understanding of all the rules and working practices relating to each game
• be trustworthy and responsible
• understand the alcohol and gaming licensing laws and be able to drink Vodka.

That last one is interesting !

Now who could they be on about ?

[Tim]

ive always fanced being santa for xmas

[paul spence]

ive always fanced being santa for xmas

i did that 5 years running good job
i may have to broaden my horizons this year.

[RS2000CUSTOM]

i may have to broaden my horizons this year.

At least as a Bingo Caller you will not have to bend down to get your balls out

Dont they get sucked up a tube and into your hand ?

[Tim]

i may have to broaden my horizons this year.

does that mean they didnt want you at morrisions this year

[paul spence]

At least as a Bingo Caller you will not have to bend down to get your balls out

Dont they get sucked up a tube and into your hand ?

pmsl ,it was the only job in the local job centre i could do

[paul spence]

does that mean they didnt want you at morrisions this year

not been on the phone yet

[oldskooljoe]

i did that 5 years running good job
i may have to broaden my horizons this year.

Dear santa...

I would like some vodka for christmas please

[paul spence]

Dear santa...

I would like some vodka for christmas please

tell ya wot cracking job son,even sorted a couple of mothers out to

[oldskooljoe]

tell ya wot cracking job son,even sorted a couple of mothers out to

cool son

[paul spence]

might need this
1. Kelly's Eye
2. One Little Duck
3. Cup of Tea
4. Knock at the Door
5. Man Alive
6. Tom Mix
7. Lucky 7
8. Garden Gate
9. Doctors Orders
10. Tony's Den
11. Legs Eleven
12. One Dozen
13. Unlucky for Some
14. Valentines Day
15. Young and Keen
16. Sweet Sixteen
17. Dancing Queen
18. Coming of Age
19. Goodbye-Teens
20. One Score
21. Key of the Door
22. Two Little Ducks
23. Thee and Me
24. Two Dozen
25. Duck and Dive
26. Pick and Mix
27. Gateway to Heaven
28. Over Weight
29. Rise and Shine
30. Dirty Gertie 31. Get up and Run
32. Buckle my Shoe
33. Dirty Knee
34. Ask for More
35. Jump and Jive
36. Three Dozen
37. More than Eleven
38. Christmas Cake
39. Steps
40. Naughty Forty
41. Time for Fun
42. Winnie the Pooh
43. Down on your Knees
44. Droopy Drawers
45. Halfway There
46. Up to Tricks
47. Four and Seven
48. Four Dozen
49. PC
50. Half a Century
51. Tweak of the Thumb
52. Danny La Rue
53. Stuck in the Tree
54. Clean the Floor
55. Snakes Alive
56. Was she worth it
57. Heinz Varieties
58. Make them Wait
59. Brighton Line
60. Five Dozen 61. Bakers Bun
62. Turn on the Screw
63. Tickle Me 63
64. Red Raw
65. Old Age Pension
66. Clickety Click
67. Made in Heaven
68. Saving Grace
69. Either Way Up
70. Three Score & Ten
71. Bang on the Drum
72. Six Dozen
73. Queen B
74. Candy Store
75. Strive & Strive
76. Trombones
77. Sunset Strip
78. Heavens Gate
79. One More Time
80. Eight & Blank
81. Stop & Run
82. Straight On Through
83. Time for Tea
84. Seven Dozen
85. Staying Alive
86. Between the Sticks
87. Torquay in Devon
88. Two Fat Ladies
89. Nearly There
90. Top of the Shop