Thieving toe rags

[Moose]

This may have been covered before but I need tips on stoppping thieving ****ers as I Landed in Singapore yesterday morning with a message from the missus tellling me some toe rags forced the rear garage door during the night. Luckily for her this was alarmed so they shot off pretty quick when the alarm went off and they didn't take anything but I don't know if it was:
1, Random
2, They were after the bike
3, They were after the cars (luckily for me the GRP4 Escort shell is still at work and the RS is off it's wheels on axle stands).

Any tips would be most welcome and so far I have:

1, Nice shiny baseball bat on hand (good option but they may get away before I get a decent swing at their swede).
2, Advised that I should leave a bottle of scotch in the garage topped up with rat poison (not intented to kill but could be dodgy option).

[taffr]

i wish we could wire up the doors to the mains electric, that would make them think twice, ground anchors are a good option if you are doing a new build, but just put as many barriers between your pride and joy and the thieving toerags, you can never have enough security

[Moose]

i wish we could wire up the doors to the mains electric, that would make them think twice, ground anchors are a good option if you are doing a new build, but just put as many barriers between your pride and joy and the thieving toerags, you can never have enough security

It's just after 3 am and I've up since 12:30 sat waiting for them to return and if they do they are going to get a bit of this , ground anchors are probably the way to go and I'm going to look at an independant alarm with motion sensors for the garage (the external door is linked to the main alarm but the roller doors have nothing).

[Andyc]

security

i wish we could wire up the doors to the mains electric, that would make them think twice, ground anchors are a good option if you are doing a new build, but just put as many barriers between your pride and joy and the thieving toerags, you can never have enough security

A YOUAVE GOT NO PROBS ABOUT SOME ONE PICKING YOURS THEY HAVE 24/7 ARMED GUARD YOUVE GOT THE BEST MATEY

[johnylock]

my thoughts !

i could be wrong here ! and maybe over the top but !!! we should have the right to kidnap and torture those who we might be lucky enough to catch breaking in to our homes , sheds , garages , cars etc yeah thats right ! tie them up in the garage they so much wanted to break into ! make it there new home for the next couple of months ! i would go in each day with a sandwich and some water ! followed by a ****ing twenty minuet beating ! they would leave disgruntled but reformed ! the law as failed us chaps ! the police are only interested in the motorist and trying to steal as much money from us as they can ! viva le revolution ! tell you now if i catch any scum bags over my fence they wont leave in the same condition they entered .

[johnylock]

jack russells

ive got two killer jack russells here ! i would starv them for a week then smother dog food on my captives balls ! and send the dogs in

[johnylock]

tablets

sorry chaps ! wifes just give me two tablets !! im ok now

[andym]

Just got two big rotties......hehehehe

[johnylock]

police

i saw a traffic copper the otherday driving along in his volvo estate chatting on his mobile ! this is the same scumbag who punishes you and i with penalty points and fines all day long ? i tried to get his reg so i could report him but was going the other way in traffic !

[johnylock]

frosti !

probably right frosti ! but i had an xr3i when they came out ! worked really hard to get that car but it was stolen and stripped twice !! insurance told me to sell because they wouldnt cover another claim ! reading threads on here about people getting broke into brings back bad memories !