Whats the worst ..

[richard wilson]

...thing you have ever found in your car, just nipped down the street in my Volvo and something caught my eye under the front passenger seat. Turned out to be a packet of sausages that must have fallen out of the shopping, expiry date was the beginning of March .....

my story has nothing to do with cars but it has to do with sausages lol
i called at a mates house 1 day to see wot he was up to, he wasnt there but his dad was, i knocked the door and he called me in i asked where he was and his dad said they had all went in to the town, and he had to make his own dinner, he said that he went to the fridge and got sum bacon, eggs, sausages,and sum bread. put all in the pan fryed them up and started to eat them, he said that he took a bit of 1 of the sausages and it was sour so he scraped it of the plate in to the dogs dish. he said the dog ated it up,he said to me do u no how bad that sausage was????? i said no! he said that the poor dog had to lick its ass to get the taste out off its mouth

[npikey]

A few years ago i had an isuzu trouper that i hit a badger with and thought nothing more about it untill a few days later there was a manky smell and then on further inspection i found about half of the badger wrapped around the botton pulley the aircon pump and generally most of the guts spread over the engine bay, as it was ready for a service i booked it in and left the garage to deal with it

funny thing is they didnt mention it at all

[Chesney]

A few years ago i had an isuzu trouper that i hit a badger with and thought nothing more about it untill a few days later there was a manky smell and then on further inspection i found about half of the badger wrapped around the botton pulley the aircon pump and generally most of the guts spread over the engine bay, as it was ready for a service i booked it in and left the garage to deal with it

funny thing is they didnt mention it at all

I work for an Isuzu dealer, which one did you take it to??

[marky4]

not a car but a van had just brought my first brand new van was only a couple of weeks old and hadn't racked the back out yet so everything was slung in the back any way went around a corner abit quick and heard afunny noise looked in the rear view mirror and all i could see was a yellow cloud pulled straight up on to the path jumped out just as it reached the cab, the ****ing powdered fire extingisher had gone off the hole van was full of bloody yellow powder it was everywhere spent a hole weekend trying to clean it but there was still powder in dash etc. when i sold it 4 years later

[npikey]

I work for an Isuzu dealer, which one did you take it to??

Chandlers Lincoln, which one ?

[bortaf]

Cat sleeping under the bonnet of me cortina made a right mess and stopped the engine once it had made it into the cam belt

Once spent 3 hours trying to chace a rat out of a rover SD1 dash
ended up smoking the bleeder out, with B&H

Or there's the non starting TD mondeo, eventually started but the family of mice living in the airbox totaly ****ed the turbo on the way through

Not to self never try to start cars from barnyards, just run em straight in the frag

[paul spence]

mam & dad went out for a meal years ago with her sister & her husband in the car,
mams sister found a pair of ladys knickers hanging out from under the drivers seat!!!!!!! , they werent mams!!!!!!!!
i got them planted for a laugh,needless to say didnt go down to well

[Martin]

mam & dad went out for a meal years ago with her sister & her husband in the car,
mams sister found a pair of ladys knickers hanging out from under the drivers seat!!!!!!! , they werent mams!!!!!!!!
i got them planted for a laugh,needless to say didnt go down to well

[fox2fox]

spence man,you dont half crack me up!!! was those nickers yours then

[paul spence]

my mams sisters,she was in on it

[fox2fox]

bought a series 1 turbo years ago,it was mint!!but the trim was a bit dirty,so i took it all out to clean and i found under the back seat, 5 old type 50 pence pieces, 1 unused condom still in packet,a comb,2 false ladies nails,and a red lipstick and a pencil!!! ,whats all that about,its very strange,what people do in there cars?? hey spence did you own this car once,as there was an old bottle of chop sauce in the spare wheel well

[paul spence]

mr fox,chop would of been re-moved

[johnylock]

bortaf !

bortaf reported to RSPCA !! PMSL

[plentysideways]

Amate of mine (who sometimes comes on here) once found several dead fish under the rear seat squab of his car. He found them after leaving the car in the long stay car park at Heathrow for two weeks in the middle of the summer. Could smell that car 300 yards away for weeks afterwards!

[dandibo]

OLD GIRFREINDS NICKERS ONLY PROBLEM THERE IT WAS NEW GIRFREIND WHO FOUND THEM C YA YOU BARSTEWARD

OH WELL ONWARDS & UPWARDS AS THEY SAY