Earthquake

[Frosticles]

now we know your lying.
i heard you all had one good f##k in you and that was holding you together.

FPMSL.

[Skids]

That was just my Climax as it was earth shattering.

With what happened to your wifes pills you shouldn't have been anywhere near the furry lasso (spelling ?) as there might be another Frosticles screamer on the way

[Frosticles]

With what happened to your wifes pills you shouldn't have been anywhere near the furry lasso (spelling ?) as there might be another Frosticles screamer on the way

There better not be.

[Frosticles]

Earthquake
DISASTER IN BARNSLEY
AN APPEAL FOR YOUR HELP

A major earthquake, measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale, hit in the early hours of Wednesday morning. Epicentre: Barnsley, South Yorkshire. News of the disaster was
Swiftly carried abroad by the towns 35000 racing pigeons, as victims were seen wandering around muttering ‘’****inhell’’ and choofinnorah.

The earthquake decimated the town causing £30 worth of damage. Several priceless
Collections of mementoes for the Spanish Costa’s and the Balearics were damaged
Beyond repair. Three areas of historical burn out cars were also destroyed.

Many locals were woken well before their giro’s arrived. Radio Barnsley reported that thousand of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms
With the fact that ‘something interesting’ had happened in Barnsley. One resident, 15 year old mother of 3, Tracey Sharon Braithwaite, said ‘’it was such a shock, my little
Chardonnay-Madonna came running into my bedroom crying. The twins, Tyler-
Moran, and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking while I was watching
The Jeremy Kyle show the next morning’’. Locals were determined not to be beaten and looting, mugging and car crime carried out as normal. 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to relieve the plight of the stricken locals, rescue workers searching through the rubble have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and bone china from Poundstretcher.

CAN YOU HELP?
PLEASE RESPOND GENEROUSLY TO OUR APPEAL FOR FOOD AND CLOTHING FOR THE VICTIMS OF THE DISASTER.

Clothing is needed most of all - especially:
. Fila or Burberry baseball caps
. Kappa tracksuit tops (his or hers)
. Shell suits (female)
.White sport socks
. Rockfort boots or any other clothing sold in Primark.

Culturally sensitive food parcels are more difficult to put together, but your efforts will make a difference. Microwave meals, Netto baked beans, ice cream and cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew are ideal. Please do not give anything that requires peeling.
REMEMBER
. 22p buys a biro for filling in compensation claims
. £2 buys chips, crisps and a blue fizzy drink for a family of 9
. £5 will pay for a packet of woodbines and a lighter to calm the nerves of the frightened children
URGENTLY REQUIRED: tinned whippet food. Bones for Jack Russell’s

Please do not send tents for shelter. The sight of such posh housing will cause discontent in the surrounding South Yorkshire community.

[wozzy]

fpml

[ian parker]

woke just before 1.00am, wondered what the hell was going on felt it in Olney

[jallen85]

first time ive ever seen gainsborough the opening thing on bbc news, only 5 miles from me and i slept right through! one beer to many me thinks

[grum]

Kev, is it really like that "up'narf" LARK !!! ??? !!!

[Frosticles]

Kev, is it really like that "up'narf" LARK !!! ??? !!!

[lee bishop]

just to let you know nothing was felt darn here in hampshire and i didnt wake up

[RS_Fiesta]

APMSL at some replies,slept through it.But mates at work got woke up in Blackburn

[paul spence]

wheres the lark boys!!!!!!

[KL]

mates at work got woke up in Blackburn

...having gone to sleep in Burnley?
Earthquake? What earthquake? I was awake and unaware of it. The only time the earth moves in West Dorset is when it's sliding into the sea.

[RS2000CUSTOM]

wheres the lark boys!!!!!!

lol in the local paper by me

there is a picture of Kleber Afonso - from Wombwell

Rab country

[Frosticles]

lol in the local paper by me

there is a picture of Kleber Afonso - from Wombwell

Rab country

I thought it was Womble..... Best take a better look next time.