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some Ford Jokes
Want to laugh at Ford? Here are some Ford jokes, as if the car isn't a big enough joke in itself!!
Found On Rubbish Dump
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fails On Rainy Days
Fails On Race Day
Found On Roadside Dead
Failure Of Research & Development
Found On Road Deserted
Fast Only Running Downhill
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Ford Owners Recommend Datsun (Dodge)
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
For Off Road Death
Fords Only Run Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge (Datsun)
Forget Out Running Datsuns
For Old Retarded Drivers - Thanks to Andrew
****ed On Race Day - Thanks to James
Found On Rangi's Drive - Thanks to Jamie
First On Recycle Day - Thanks to Troy Knight
Full Of Rusty Dents - Thanks to Jafo
Ford Owners Root Dogs - Thanks to Jafo
Found Outside Reject Depot - Thanks to Jafo
Flies Off Road Deliberately - Thanks to Jafo
Fish Out River Daily - Thanks to Jafo
****er Only Runs Downhill - Thanks to John Hamilton
Q: What does a ford and a tampon have in common?
A: They both come with tow ropes.
Q: What does the GT stand for on a Ford?
A: Glued together!
Q: How come Ford makes tractors and Holden doesn't?
A: Holden can't get one to run that slow!
Q: How do you double the value of a Ford?
A: Put gas in it
Did you know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road?
The other 2% made it home!!
Did you know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road?
The other 2% made it home!!
Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand ford?
A: Scrap Dealer
Keep out motorways clear, beautiful and user friendly.
So leave your Ford at home
Ford...At least they circled the problem.
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!"
Buy a Ford and you buy the 'best'. Drive a mile and walk the rest. -
100% better than Fiat
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Bought My Wife
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Fix It All the Time
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For the VW slurr........... 
he he.
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