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  • Things you can get away with saying at Christmas

    Copied from the Aussies

    1. I prefer breasts to leg.
    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    3. Smother butter all over the breasts.
    4. If I don't undo my trousers I'll burst.
    5. I've never seen a better spread.
    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
    8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    10. Don't play with your meat.
    11. Can't get any more in these stockings.
    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time.
    14. You still have a little on your chin.
    15. How long will it take after you put it in?
    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
    18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had.
    19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all day.
    20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want
    more!
    21. I do like a good stuffing

  • #2
    what about:

    I am thinking of the environment so I dont send cards or wrap presents
    Lord Lucan

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    • #3
      would you like to feel santa,s sack
      also the only time of year, when little kids are encouraged to sit on an old mans knee and take sweeties off him.
      a weekend wasted is not a wasted weekend

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      • #4
        lol good one
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