fao colliery playboy

[paul spence]

will this be first christmas eve you wont spend in durham police cells?

[hally]

na he will be arrested some time tonight!

[paul spence]

,hally every year he gets banged up

[Colliery Playboy]

Howay boys have some faith!!!!! I'm not even on the lash tonite just to make sure. Me sisters r out so if her ex is out(the one i give a gud hiding to with a spade) me fists will be on standby

[hally]

you stay calm stu!

[paul spence]

here you werent out the last time when you got the knock!
get her polished

[Colliery Playboy]

im always cool hally, wudn't bet against me having me brekkie up there xmas day. im a regular

[paul spence]

every christmas day i get the call!!!!!!
where did you sleep last night??????????

[hally]

locked up again?

[Colliery Playboy]

spence i told u that the last time i was in trouble was def the last

[paul spence]

stu ,you say that every xmas and the night still young!

[Colliery Playboy]

just txt me sis to say if ya ex is out fone me and ill have a look up

[paul spence]

BEST GET YOUR BEST SWORN OFF SHOVEL OUT!!!!! il look forward to the call in the morning

[Colliery Playboy]

pmsl trick is not to get caught in the act

[paul spence]

PMSL,i never hit him!!!! well how come he got 3 broken ribs????
no more than scum like him deserve.