Caption Contest !!!

[RS2000CUSTOM]

[RS2000CUSTOM]

wayyay luv

Would you like me to fit a pair of bonnet taps forya ?

[Mr Hoarder]

"My car has hot and cold running Lambrini"

[macjam]

Nice chain there Luv, that attached to your butt plug? Come on then get taps out for the lads.

[paul spence]

if its was anything like last year! ,im a doctor! ,i own BP , im wayne ford henrys great,great grandson! ,i own tall trees nightclub in yarm!
myself and rowey are test drivers for the ford world rally team
im a bit of a playboy! ,i have a lambo ,im on the board at newcastle utd football club ,

[hally]

you guys missed an awesome night!

[lee bishop]

ill pick this beer glass up for the photo, but as soon as ee's ****ed off im 'avin that rose' back

[paul spence]

now son,forget your wallet

[Mex 1t]

now son,forget your wallet

lol

caption comp. where's you m8 black magic this years ?

[JAVAGREENGUF]

......I am Smiling......

[RS2000CUSTOM]

She says - I am an Escort

Hally - I have an Escort

She says - Are you a Pimp then ?

Hally - No I am a tap fitter

[LOUIE]

so out of the £30 pound for sucking me ****, how much do you send back to poland!!

[topaz]

if its anything like last year

'im a racing driver at donington'

[76mex]

she says to him thats a cracking chat up line but im sorry i dont do geordies

[little fella]

she says= did you bring your toothbrush
hally= Yes
she says= Well go and brush your teeth couse your chat up line stinks