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[petrolhead]

[little fella]

is it safe for me to look round yet have all that horrible mk2 lot gone

[Tim]

i cant talk about burners today


or

no am not the gimp,who is this

[Chesney]

hello moorlands this is john
if i give the yellow car first prize
how much commision do i get?

[ian parker]

No Ricky i didn,t look, i did pop over to wind him up, worked a treat i might add, Doris said she hated the colour as well, pmsl

[petrolhead]

HELP i need an escape route!
Mad Max is here (aka customs vented escort)
The Dukes Of Hazzard ( aka Hally's General Lee)
And ive seen the A-Team (the black sooty van driving around)
Im f**ked get me out of here now!

LOL

[ian parker]

No Mrs Smith, unfortunetly i wouldnt be interested in your late husbands 6000 mile, one owner from new RS2000, i hate the things

[taffr]

MR Hughes , RSOC said "please could you remove your car from the show car park and into public parking as its not an rs" JH said "ok i'm on my way "

[RS2000CUSTOM]

oooppps

I just spilt my coffee on Ricky's FORD mat

ah well I ruffled it up

Hope he doesnt notice

[ed edd eddie]

thought i'd try and phone a friend but i havent got any






gimp

[Miniliteman]

thought i'd try and phone a friend but i havent got any

Ouch!

[bigjohnie]

is that you ian i just nicked the bottom hose off of ricky ross's car for you

[Mex 1t]

'is that kev cannon fcuk it i will stay on for the fight i love winding people up coz i am a fcukin t*at'

'i am on the look out for another raleigh burner as its much easier than coming here this is my last time i walk round here on my own i will never own another real one except for my log book'

[LOUIE]

"so let me get this straight, mexico's are flat fronted, rs2000's have those plastic things fitted? thanks for looking in my old mannuals mum id forgotten"