The woman on the phone was trying to make me feel at ease by saying that men worry just as much about losing their hair as they do about being Impotent She was saying this to me with the most understanding/sympathetic voice I've ever heard. I was just imagining the mental picture she had of me...............
I Take fcuk all into the shower, if its going,loose the lot,ladies love it,no hair gel,hair dryer,brush,barber bills,worries about getting it wet,wind mess,going grey,extra 15 mins in the pit!
Only downfalls i can think off are sunburn(ouch!) and banging me furkin sweed(no cats whiskers effect)!
So all you comb over,double crown boys do youselves a favour
BIC IT!!!!!
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Hefty is the new slim!
Bald is the new bushy!
Cheese is the new no cheese guarenteed!
Muddy is defo the new shineeeey! (Copyright Grum 07)
Red Escorts are now Capris, thanks midlands Plod!
48's are the new bike carbs !
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