im parking opposite end of the carpark, nobody there, big empty space
I hear ya big and loud ,I always do the same mate, Big empty car park and I park miles away (wife even moans about the walk) not even close to another car and guess what some tw&t always parks next to it Really gets my goat and I cant afford to run a 4X4 You did well to keep a civil tongue in your head,Think a would have given her both barrels
Thats it Rant over!will get me coat.
I went to the gym today for a swim, minding my own business I park my huge 4x4 miles away from anywhere in my usual spot.
Some woman (who is leaving) comes over and says to me 'Hey, your parking in 2 spaces!' I was quite stunned as I was minding my own business, after a short pause all I could manage was 'So?'
She says again that I'm parking in 2 spaces, so I turned round and said 'There are loads of spaces' and walks off. Her husband looked quite embarrassed.
Now I know I'm not supposed to park in 2 spaces but this is a HUGE car park (like a shopping centre) and there must of been at least 400 free places. Why cant people mind their own ****in business!!!
We are living in a world of do goodin tossers mate with little or nothing else going on in their lives!
On the thusrday before lakes,i had a woman,i thought a customer come into my shop.I let her look around as i always do before i spoke to her.She said she had just seen one of my vans nearby,with a puppy inside!(Dan who works for us has just bought a dog and on finishing work he picks up his dog,so its not on its own and takes it to his birds.He had just nipped into his dads,leaving the dog on the front seat,doors locked,window part open,with a bowl of water.He was in his dads for 5 mins.This nosey slag stuck her hooter where it wasnt wanted, decided it was wrong to leave a dog in a van and came into my shop to offer her opinion!It was cold and dan had finished work.I asked what it had to do with me or her!She repeated "i don't think it's right to leave a dog in a car,and have you got his telephone number?" "yes i replied,thanks now can you fcuk off wasting my time,and shut the door on the way out!" She scuttled off muttering some crap under her breath, so i called her a nosey old witch.That went down well.lol Worlds full of tossers mate!
Another time we were in john lewis car park,just ready to leave in my cossie.It had just had repaint.An old couple pulled up along side in an old nova. She just opened the door onto the back door of mine.I got out and there was a nice dint. She looked me up and down and just started walkin off, I shouted after her pointing out what she had just done,"oh don't be so petty",she said! I ****in exploded.Her husband said dont talk to my wife with that attitude.After i explained that i would stick my arm so far up his arse he would end up sucking my fist, they just started to walk off.So as revenge i shouted after them coughed up a tasty one and gobbed it on both door handles as they watched!We'll call that equal i said,got in the car and drove off! Revenge,you just cant beat it mate!
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