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me and the lads at work, try to out do each other when one buys a hot chilly sauce, seeing who can eat the most teaspoonfuls in one go. today someone came in with a bottle of 'JERSEY SUICIDE CHILLY SAUCE'.
just a wet on the finger had most of them gagging and suffering a bit of lock jaw, i had to go one better and ate two teaspoonfuls in quick succession. big mistake! within the hour i was still sweating profusely, and am convinced i was begining to suffer out of body experiences, when i got the chest pains, i thought it better i went home...........
on the 3 mile drive home, i stopped twice to throw up, yes, it burned on the way up too, once in i downed a pint of milk and assumed the foetus position on the bed, only moving to answer the phone when my boss wanted to know where the **** i was. 3 hours later i have just got up and had a pee, it felt like i wee'd rusty pins, am about to go for my first shit....
wish me luck
just a wet on the finger had most of them gagging and suffering a bit of lock jaw, i had to go one better and ate two teaspoonfuls in quick succession. big mistake! within the hour i was still sweating profusely, and am convinced i was begining to suffer out of body experiences, when i got the chest pains, i thought it better i went home...........
on the 3 mile drive home, i stopped twice to throw up, yes, it burned on the way up too, once in i downed a pint of milk and assumed the foetus position on the bed, only moving to answer the phone when my boss wanted to know where the **** i was. 3 hours later i have just got up and had a pee, it felt like i wee'd rusty pins, am about to go for my first shit....
wish me luck
to be F**ked by kittens
paul
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