View Full Version : what to buy the missus for christmas ????? ;-)
well not sure what to buy her as she wants for nowt ????? any idea's ????
what you buying yours ??????? may help me decide
was thinking that a lovely set of 7" minilights would look good under the tree for me thou :lol: :lol:
Banishit
10-12-2003, 01:14
Mine was an easy one to get stuff for she just wants more clothes to go with the 3 million she has now :eek:
paul spence
10-12-2003, 10:52
One of the lads called into the local sex shop on the
way to work and bought his girlfriend a vibrator selection box,
just lookt like a kids selection box,pmsl :lol: only £20 ricksta :lol:
RS2000CUSTOM
10-12-2003, 11:39
a vibrator selection box
And I bet there is a soft centred one that nobody wants to suck on :eek:
paul spence
10-12-2003, 17:48
:rofl:
davie gee
10-12-2003, 18:10
wish i thought about that 9 months ago shes due anyday now!!!!!!!
paul mex
10-12-2003, 20:34
Heard a knock on the door the other night, little guy with a framed Ariel photo of our house :???: sez there only £40 and do i want one :-) DO I!! no messing about shopping for knickers this year :lol: and if you look hard you can even see me old mex on the drive :lol: she will love it ,and loads of brownie points for me :grin:
will remember the selection box for next year thou,cheers paul
RS2000CUSTOM
10-12-2003, 22:25
a vibrator selection box
Was there one with nuts covered in chocolate ? :crazyeyes:
Aint got a missus lol.....so Beer for me :D
Banishit
11-12-2003, 10:03
Aint got a missus lol.....so Beer for me :D
Lucky B******* ge one and kids and then try getting beer tokens :roll:
hey paul, we had the aerial photo people round wanting £40 too. I said i didnt want it and he tried the hard sell - I got it for a fiver :)
send him round sounds like a good en to me £40 sounds good if it keeps here queit , may even stretch to the selection box as well , it will give her somethin to show her m8's :lol: :shocked!: ;) will just down to the sex shop :lol:
paul mex
11-12-2003, 21:24
b@@dy hell topaz u must be a good haggler m8.i got him down to £30 :roll: i must have looked to keen :lol:
Ricky you cant buy her both, cos you,ll spoil her :razz:
For some brownie points, try here :
www.supriseyourwoman.com
The cheapest method of acquiring an aerial photo of the house when they come round with all the hard sell is: Ask the geezer to see the pic and leave him on the doorstep while you pop back in to show it to the missus..... in which time u shoot upstairs & run a copy off on the scanner. Then give said picture back & promptly tell the salesman she doesn't want it :lol:
Rickster - buy Jane a torch then she can use it to search for your wallet :multi:
Frosticles
15-12-2003, 22:33
Think I'll buy her a buch of flowes and anything she wants for not making me sell the Mex in order to pay for a new kitchen. :oops:
good idea chris i have to hid it in the garage she dont come in their yet :lol: :lol: :lol:
hi there big boy ricki buy the sat nav system so she can keep hi on thee
whts the crack i done til the 5th
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