View Full Version : what a fantastic bithday i have just had......
lee bishop
06-03-2005, 15:57
some of you may know me as a regular on this bb, but i have not been here since wednesday morning, as wednesday night i was suffering excruciating pain down my right side, and my missus rushed me to the local A+E, who then transferred me to ST MARYS hospital at 0500 thursday morning, to be diagnosed with a kidney stone, which was blocking my kidneys output......(MUCH PAIN). on friday ( MY BIRTHDAY!!!) i was suffering another attack of disgruntled kidney, and had to have morphine injections in my arse ( which did nothing to ease the pain!!) long into the afternoon, i was finally allowed home this afternoon, with the stone still in situ. it is reckoned that it is about 4-5mm in size, and i have got 6 weeks to pass it naturally!!! before they do an op and whip it out...... whats natural about sticking a 5mm object down my knob??????
dasadrew
06-03-2005, 16:07
You young 'uns!
All the best, Lee. Get them to get the Lithotripter out - saves the op!
Banishit
06-03-2005, 16:08
nice lee you can keep it mate
dasadrew
06-03-2005, 16:17
In actual fact, it's getting difficult to get a stiffy after being on this site. All it seems to be concerned with at the mo are bits of wire going down your knob, or having your balls cut off!
lee bishop
06-03-2005, 16:19
is that the ultrasonic smasher thing?? where they blast the stone with sound waves??? i dont think they want to do that with me, cos the is a bone nearby apparently, and any misplace sonic beams will chip my skeleton instead.....or so they say, cost cutting i reckon.......
Frosticles
06-03-2005, 17:52
Remember passing a stone a few years ago. Don't wish to alarm you Lee but i NEVER want to do it again. If you can, Get it zapped.
RS2000&MEXICO
06-03-2005, 17:57
that don't sound nice m8.....
happy birthday .... :blackeye:
sounds nasty mate
get well soon
Trickster
06-03-2005, 20:32
That dont sound good mate and happy birthday for Friday, and i did know this woman that could suck a golf ball through a hose if she could help let me know :cheers:
Kidney stones are supposedly one of the most painful things can happen anyone.
A heart attack is a piece of **** by comparison :agimp:
heres to a speedy recovery lee :cheers:
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