paul spence
26-12-2004, 20:05
A WOMAN IN HOSPITAL AFTER HAVING A FANNY TUCK OPERATION
SHE GETS THREE BOUQUETS,ONE FROM HER HUBBY,ONE FROM HER
SURGEON AND ONE FROM ERIC IN THE BURNS UNIT TO SAY THANX FOR
HIS NEW EARS!
An intelligent woman, an intelligent man and Santa Claus are standing in a lift, there's a tenner on the floor, who picks it up?
The intelligent man, cos the other two don't exist :bigsmurf:
a couple of gooduns there :cheers:
Headmaster rings up the school and gets hold of the secretary and says (its only me and i will not be in today as i feel a bit sick)secretary says (sorry to hear that how sick are you)headmaster says (well i'm in bed with my daughter at the moment) :bom:
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